So there I am minding my own business at a local food store when I see my ex-girlfriend with her new boyfriend standing across the aisle.
She taps him on the shoulder, points to me, and giggles, it super pisses me off, but when he flips me the bird, I get concerned. He’s a foot taller than me and must weigh at least 80 lbs…….
So with my clear Defender in one hand and my brand new RP in the other, I feinted at the guy closest to me, then slid at the largest of the four and delivered two quick strikes to his head (knock, knock) with the Defender and went for his lymph node under the right arm with the RP.
He leapt back checking his head for blood, loudly questioning my parents’ legal union, and shouting, “What the fuck kinda Jedi shit was that….
I worked with her a little on what she could do to defend herself borrowing a lot from what you have online, when she was attacked for her car she was grabbed from behind, she stabbed the man in the back of the hand with a pen (who immediately let go) then in the arm below the elbow then in the area by the collar bone and finally in the face, she walked away….