Aggressive Carry — The Ronsonator

The Ronsonator is the Defender named by a radio audience. UK journalist Jon Ronson — who wrote about me and the Defender in “The Men Who Stare at Goats” — put this then-unnamed tool in front of his listeners and ran a naming contest. They picked Ronsonator. Behind the name is a serious tool: dual long points for reach and leverage, a nose notch to push an attacker off you, a finger notch and sawtooth to counter and control grabs, and a digit-capture hole that gives you a functional stop. Non-lethal, just 1.5 ounces, and built to stop a threat within the limits of legal self-defense.

AT A GLANCE

  • Named by the listeners of Jon Ronson’s UK radio show
  • Dual long points for reach and leverage
  • Nose notch to push an attacker away
  • Finger notch and sawtooth to counter and control grabs
  • Digit-capture hole for control and a functional stop
  • Kydex-holster and lanyard carry options
  • 1.5 oz · acrylic · 6.5″ tall · 3″ head · 4″ at the points
  • Non-lethal — within the limits of legal self-defense
  • Includes free, 24/7 online Defender training

The Ronsonator — the story

This tool has the best origin story of anything I’ve made, so let me tell it.

I was working at my computer when the phone rang — a Mr. Sergeant, calling from the UK on behalf of Jon Ronson, a journalist and BBC/Channel 4 documentary maker who’s genuinely famous over there. He had questions. The first: could I set a person on fire just by staring at them? “No,” I said. The second: could I kill a goat by staring at it? “Why would I want to do that?”

It turned out Ronson was making a documentary about the First Earth Battalion — a real US Army program that explored unconventional human-potential ideas — and I was connected to that world. I arranged to get him onto Camp Pendleton to film me, because the Defender lined up with a lot of First Earth Battalion thinking. That work became the Channel 4 series “Crazy Rulers of the World,” and I’m in part one.

Ronson got a firsthand look at the Defender, and it made a real impression on him. Later in the shoot, in front of about eighty Marines, I demonstrated moving him across the Amtrac museum floor with one finger. The Marines were laughing so hard at how wary he was that I had to get the head of the schoolhouse, Lt. Col. Chris Houser, USMC, to quiet them down so I could actually demonstrate the principles.

A few months later I was working on a new model and hadn’t named it yet — so I went on Ronson’s UK radio show, showed the tool, and we ran a naming contest. Listeners voted, the winner took home one free, and that’s how the Ronsonator got its name.

As a tool, the Ronsonator is built for reach and control. The dual long points give you distance and leverage. The nose notch lets you push an attacker off you. The finger notch and the sawtooth grip area let you counter and control a grabbing hand. And the digit-capture hole gives you a functional stop — capturing a finger or thumb so you can control the situation long enough to get clear. It pairs with our Kydex holsters for fast carry and has lanyard holes for everyday options. At just 1.5 ounces it carries easily, but it’s a serious, capable tool.

And the story didn’t end at the documentary. Ronson wrote it all up in “The Men Who Stare at Goats” — I’m in chapter eight — and the book was later adapted into the film of the same name, with George Clooney starring. I got to go to the opening, which was a thrill.

As with every Defender, the Ronsonator is meant to stop a threat and get you to safety — never to punish — and to be used within the limits of legal self-defense.

KEY FEATURES

  1. Dual long points for reach and leverage
  2. Nose notch to push an attacker away
  3. Finger notch to counter grabs
  4. Sawtooth grip-and-control area
  5. Digit-capture hole for control and a functional stop (Kydex-compatible)
  6. Lanyard holes for easy carry
  7. Rugged, reliable construction
  8. Versatile across many types of attack
  9. Non-lethal — effective within legal limits
  10. Lightweight and easy to carry
  11. 1.5 oz · acrylic · 6.5″ tall, 3″ head, 4″ at the points
  12. Includes free, 24/7 online training

TSA / carry

The Ronsonator has a pointed profile, so it can’t clear a TSA checkpoint. When you fly, pack it in checked luggage, and always check the current rules for wherever you plan to carry. Review TSA’s prohibited-items list and the self-defense-tool laws for anywhere you’ll be. If you want a blunt option for everyday carry, the Phantom is easier to carry day to day — but no tool should be relied on to pass a security screening.

Legal

The Ronsonator is meant only for genuine, responsible self-defense — to stop a threat and get you to safety, never to punish an attacker. You’re responsible for knowing and following all local, state, and federal laws on carrying and using a self-defense tool wherever you go, including TSA rules when you travel. Every Defender is designed by Master Peter Brusso for ethical, legal use only.

Scroll to Top
Verified by ExactMetrics